Cocaine Bear

Emma Comeaux
1 min readOct 5, 2022

What Is The Movie Industry Doing?

While scrolling across twitter I recently stumbled upon a phenomenon called “Cocaine Bear.”

According to Google, this is a movie that will be released in 2023.

The summary on Google states that “After a failed drug smuggling operation, a black bear ingests a large amount of cocaine and goes on a drug-fueled rampage.”

While drug-fueled bears aren’t usually my thing I will be waiting with bated breath for this particular movie to come out. I don’t have high hopes for the film, it’s just that sometimes you have to see something to believe it.

Cocaine Bear might be the greatest movie of our generation, but something in me finds this unlikely. However, I am curious to see how the movie plays out. Maybe the sheer shock value of such a strange film is how they plan to pay the bills.

What could the script to this even look like?

Emma Comeaux

I just keep writing, because there’s nothing else.